Introducing C Fierce

I’d like you to meet my sister, C. Fierce.  She knows I like to get wordy, so she said "keep it to 200."  Here is my outline - I’ll let you flesh out the details on your own.

A. She is highly qualified to write this blog because she:

1. Has a computer with internet acess
2. The ability to type over 60 wpm
3. Likes kitchen things:
   
   a. Including baking AND cooking 
   b. AND crossword puzzles 
   c. Kitchen tools and accessories 
   d. Vintage aprons and pyrex
4. Has hilarity following her wherever she goes. I can't wait until she tells you about the time she got hit by a bike on her way to work. As she was walking.

B. C’s Exhibitions of Fierceness:

1. Picking fights with Peyton Manning Lookalikes “he can’t even call the audible”
2. Ability to dress herself in a way some might describe “fashionably” and as i might describe “you are working those heels girlfriend” (but she prefers flats)
3. Preference for drinking “Jameson on the rocks with a cherry thankyou”

C. Other things you should know:

1. She really likes onions
2. She really really likes things in miniature
3. She really really really wants a daschund to name Ted. Preferably a miniature one. (see above)

D. The top three ways you know she has made that which you are eating:

1. It is like “honey I shrunk the dessert”
2. There are crushed red pepper flakes in 
3. It is delicious

And that, friends, is my sister. Eat your heart out.